Who would have thought?

That a polar bear:

would make the fruit stamps look like a designer's dream? Even the "female genitalia papaya" looks better than a POLAR BEAR! ugh. Why does the post office do this?

So for all of my brides with weddings in the next year, the polar bear is your ONLY option through the post office for postcard postage. I see lots of custom postcard stamps in my future. ;)